25 June 2006

How do u spell disappointment?

easy...Kaya Raja, King of kayas, rich king...better known as KAYAKING!!!

Babi wei...

Friday,23 June 06...

i leave skool early at 5.50 pm?just to get time to pack my stuff and EAT before i leave for church to go kayaking with 'em rangers...yen's hello was like this:"u think u the oni one who left skool early isit,ha?i went home ten mins after u okay." both our responses were as usual:"LOLLLLOL!!!"...okayy whatever...we board the bus,GRAB THE BACKSEAT and officially announce our territory in the vehicle.The bus has to wait for ZECH who had STUPIDLY left his saline and contact case in his house...he got a big 'ol BOO SAMA ZECH at his arrival...the bus journey was borin as we had to watch what was a 90% chance the most borin movie i've ever seen,POSEIDON...before a kayaking trip summore... cheap thrills by tjin on the bus as he went gila,no i mean...SERIOUSLY GILA untill we finally arrived at the "Good" old PD sanctuary where we had many adventures together as BOYS previously.i wouldn't call what was waiting for us there a "BANQUET" or a "FEAST" butttt some kopi and funny kuih was available...TIDUR!...no colgate this time...

Saturday,24 June 06...

Alarm rings at 5.30 am, a "congregation" consisting of tjin,ked and me go outside to try and catch some fresh air and cakap bola but all we got was tjins daily morning habit of KENTUT... wasn't pleasent at all i should say...7.30am,breakfast ready:nasi lemak...kenyang b'tul,and finally,KAYAKING!!!-we thought la...but at the end of day it was more like "KAyaking..."because...

Everyone gathers at the beach,get the kayaks out,grab our o so important PADDLE and LIFEJACKET get a few lessons from the guide,again,pick our kayak partners and set of!...the INITIAL plan was...yen&den,tjin&me,ked&zech buttt ked wanted to go with tjin the last minute...and honestly,i din wanna go with zech...cuz i always go with zech...so ANYWAY, we set of on our safe and "comfortable kayaks" to our destination...Pulau something...unnamed of course...was 10 km from the coast...now heres the disappointing part...before we left,something told me the guide ain't gonna let us get to pulau something cuz the weather was pickin up...no joke when the weather picks up at sea...a km out from shore,i ACCIDENTALLY lose the most important thing out at sea,our SCOOP!!!u know,the thing u use to EMPTY ur kayak of water when ur in PAROL...and of course it brought consiquences for me and zech...zech was having problems pickin up pace and concentrating cuz he didn't really train for the trip...and to add to his misery,his arm has got a problem for he dislocated it a few years ago...he also started to get seasick cuz it was already raining and the waves were bad...slowly and dangerously,the waves kept submerging parts of our kayak and filling it with more and more water...and if u study physics or have commen sense,u would know that the water craft would find it hard balancing with water inside.to shorten it,we almost capsized twice and we were the last cuz zech wasn't feeling well and he was tired...but after a expected short hour,we saw ahead that the faster sea adventurers were haulting and pulling the their kayaks up a small island really near to shore...so i was right then...WE'RE NOT GOIN TO PULAU SOMETHING!!!NOOOOO!!!.

After trying seriously hard to get to the island as fast as we can and balancing the kayak as hard waves were filling our kayak,we reach the island.The wind was blowing really hard and the rain was pouring...the guide told us its the end of our journey...i asked why and he said:"cuaca ni mmg boleh tukar cepat...ramai orang pun dah letih...kita ni sampai 4 km je."so well..can't argue with him...he's more experienced even though me,tjin,ked,den and yen really wanted to get to the island...tjin and ked's kayak got stuck in rocks and they couldn't get out.noe why?the dumb tjin went faster towards to rocks cuz he thought he could avoid it..expected for a 0.5 I.Q. level..ahahaha...so they set foot on an oyster populated island...don't ask me why but they kept thinkin they're gonna die..the guide had left them one hour there to help the others...when they finally got to our island,their ears heard:"PADAM MUKA"ahahaha...

Anyway,the rain was still hard and the wind was giler cold and fast that the rain felt like bullets against us...we took shelter under a tree with our lifejackets on our heads in a circle and played powerstation to keep our body temperature high.finally the rain stopped after 2 hours and we walk across the small channel to the coast...deep in the mud,sharp pokey things were attacking our feet..but the soft squishy mud felt nice...so waiting for the van to come and bring us back to pd sanctuary,yen,den,tjin,ked and me tried a few football tricks in the mud...was fun cuz bicycle kicks din hurt one bit...then the van came,brought us back and we played volleyball...the others played capten ball and we changed to beach soccer...had a lot of fun there...then was time to go bathe in doorless public toilets...then came the best part SLEEP!!! went to the dorms to find zech already clean and sleeping.went to bed,woke up 2 hours later,ate a suprisingly good catered dinner and played more FOOTBALL while waiting for the bus to come...

What a short trip...I STILL WANNA GET TO THE ISLAND!!!...the guide told us that we'd be the first to conquer it(without a war of course)and it will no longer be PULAU SOMETHING...still makes me wonder what i would have named it...

YES,i am disappointed BUT anyway,THANK YOU LORD!

Rangers should make special trips for only some people hu wanna seek adventure so that we'll get it without any disappointment and complaints from people that are tired and kenot tahan mud or leeches...cuz really,sometimes it ruins the fun for those hu really wanna acomplish something like GETTING TO PULAU SOMETHING!!!

No offense...

okayy,germany is getting better and better and so is argentina and brazil are...i see competition...high possibility Argentina make take the cup of life home easily...and of course england can say BYE-BYE tonight when ecuador beat 'em!11pm on channel 83...later at 3 am, portugal gets a kick from holland on NTV7 and channel 83 on astro...don't miss it...

SAMBA KICK!!!!!

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